"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
i went to this ‘house party’ last weekend but it was pretty disappointing.. there was only one house there
Just playing ball
They looked so cute in their fluffy lil hats aw
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*
sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside